Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.
"I didn’t really know what I wanted to do, but one day a friend invited me along to an improvisation class for fun. A manager who was watching thought I should start auditioning. I was like 13 or 14, and I got one of the films I went for right off the bat."
my name is timmy turner and i
peed in the ball pit at dashcon
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
make it stop
THIS IS THE END
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
i wasn’t ready
This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries.